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Connect once
Link your accounts securely and let Spend Roast sort the damage into recognizable habits.
Financial accountability, with teeth
Your spending deserves to get roasted.
Spend Roast turns your weekly transactions into a savage AI recap you will actually open—then helps you make next week less embarrassing.
No spreadsheets. No shame spiral. No card required.
This week's verdict
Your delivery fees need their own line of credit.
The Spend Roast promise
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Funny, not cruel
The joke targets the habit—not your worth, identity, or circumstances.
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Private by default
Nothing gets shared unless you decide the group chat needs to see it.
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Useful after the punchline
Every roast points toward one realistic move you can make next.
From damage to comeback
A budget loop you might actually stick with.
Spend Roast swaps guilt-heavy dashboards for a weekly ritual: notice the pattern, laugh, choose a challenge, repeat.
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Get roasted weekly
Receive a savage, personalized recap that makes your spending impossible to ignore.
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Share the evidence
Turn your funniest callouts into social-ready images and short videos without exposing transaction details.
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Start the redemption arc
Paid coaching, savings challenges, and progress tracking turn the joke into actual momentum.
Pay when you want the comeback
The roast is free. The redemption arc goes deeper.
Weekly Roast
For confronting the receipts.
$0 forever
- One personalized roast every week
- Spending pattern highlights
- Shareable image and video recaps
- You control what gets shared
Full comeback mode
Roast Plus
For turning self-awareness into better habits.
$7 / month
- Everything in Weekly Roast
- Personalized AI coaching
- Savings challenges
- Redemption Arc progress tracker
- Deeper weekly pattern analysis
- Cancel anytime
Before you link the receipts
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your bank statement already knows
It's time someone said it out loud.
Get your first weekly roast free, share the funniest part, and give next week a better ending.